January 6th
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gallifrey-feels:

l-uxury:

adnrewscott:

angrybagel:

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table

“it’s a deep dish!”

what the hell is wrong with this website

We like pizza and not babies.

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